: #Laughs Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes, sir.

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#Laughs Motorist: When I bought this car you
told me it
was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with
rust
Dealer: Yes, sir.

The car is rust-free.

We didn't charge you for it,

did we?

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: #Laughs A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: "Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker."I got married again," the man sobbed."Oh," said the undertaker.

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: #Laughs Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes, sir.

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