: #Laughs CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE - R.

Posted in: #Laughs

#Laughs CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE - R.

D.

Jones has one sewing machine for sale.

Phone 555-0707 after 7 p.m.

and ask for Mrs.

Kelly who lives with him cheap.

(Tuesday) NOTICE - We regret having erred in R.

D.

Jone's ad yesterday.

It should have read: One sewing machine for sale.

Cheap: 555-0707 and ask for Mrs.

Kelly who lives with him after 7 p.m.

(Wednesday) NOTICE - R.

D.

Jones has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in his classified ad yesterday.

His ad stands corrected as follows: FOR SALE - R.

D.

Jones has one sewing machine for sale.

Cheap.

Phone 555-0707 and ask Mrs.

Kelly who loves with him.

(Thursday) NOTICE - I, R.

D.

Jones, have NO sewing machine for sale.

I SMASHED IT.

Don't call 555-0707, as the telephone has been disconnected.

I have NOT been carrying on with Mrs.

Kelly.

Until yesterday she was my housekeeper, but she quit."