: #Laughs There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats.

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#Laughs There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats.

The first one says, "I had this soldier who stepped on a land mine.

Took me three days to get him ready for an open casket funeral!!" The next guy says, "oh yeah? I had this construction worker fall 15 stories, then he got run over by a steam roller, but I had him ready for an open casket funeral in two days!!!" The third guy sulks in the corner, "man.

both y'all got me beat.

I had this lady parachutist who landed on the empire state building.

it took me four days just to get the grin off her face."

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