: #Laughs A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.

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#Laughs A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.

He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce." He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

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