: #Laughs Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy. "Slow down, baby," she said.

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#Laughs Scott finally got his
girlfriend into bed,
and things were going hot and heavy.

"Slow down, baby," she said.

"Foreplay is an art."

"You better get your canvas ready soon,"
he panted, "because I'm
about to spill
my paint!"

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: #Laughs A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room. - Do I have any choice here, he asks a sergeant. - Yes, you do.

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: #Laughs A man goes into a doctor's office and says "Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!"The doctor says,"Good lord! How do your pants fit?"The man replies, "Like a glove."

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: #Laughs Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy. "Slow down, baby," she said.

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