: #Laughs God is sitting up in his ivory tower, he's had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the number one, so he's decided to go on holiday.

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#Laughs God is sitting up in his ivory
tower,
he's had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the
number
one, so he's decided to go on holiday.

He calls all his super-being

mates up and they pop around to discuss a few suggestions.

"What about

Mars," says one of them.

"Nah I went there 15,000 years ago," says

God, "it was shit, no atmosphere and too dusty." "What about
Pluto,"
suggests another.

"Nah I went there about 10,000 years ago," says

God.

"Fucking freezing it was too." "What about Mercury," says

another.

"It's nice but I went there about 5,000 years ago, I nearly
burnt
me bollox off it was that hot, never again," says God.

"What
about
Earth then," suggests another.

"You must be joking," says God,
"I went
there about 2,000 years ago, knocked up some Jewish bird,
and they're
still bloody talking about it."

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