: #Laughs Two confirmed bachelors sat talking.

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#Laughs Two confirmed bachelors sat talking.

Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.

"I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it.""Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second."You said it.

Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and....'"

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: #Laughs A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moooo!"Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"Child: "Meow."Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed litt

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