: #Laughs |The similarities between Santa and System Admins1.

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#Laughs |The similarities between Santa and System Admins1.

Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2.

When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are infinitesimal.3.

Santa seldom answers your mail.4.

When you ask Santa where he gets all the stuff he's got, he says, "Elves make it for me."5.

Santa doesn't care about your deadlines.6.

Your parents ascribed supernatural powers to Santa, but did all the work themselves.7.

Nobody knows who Santa has to answer to for his actions.8.

Santa laughs entirely too much.9.

Santa thinks nothing of breaking into your $HOME.10.

Only a lunatic says bad things about Santa in his presence.

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: #Laughs A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road, and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate.

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: #Laughs |A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

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: #Laughs |Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.

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: #Laughs A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road, and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate.

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