: #Laughs The proud owner of an impressive new clock was showing it off to a friend.

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#Laughs The proud owner of an impressive new clock was
showing it off to a
friend.

'This clock,' he said, 'will go for 14
days without winding.'
'Really?' replied his friend, 'And how
long will it go if you do
wind it ?'

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