: #Laughs The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient. "This is good news.

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#Laughs The doctor comes to see his heart

transplant patient.

"This is good news.

It is very unusual, but we
have two donors to
choose from for your new heart."

The patient
is pleased.

He asks, "What were their jobs?"

"One was a teacher
and the other was an accountant."

"I'll take the accountant's
heart," says the patient.

"I want one
that hasn't been used."

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