: #Laughs A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about.

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#Laughs A boy is about to go on his first
date,
and is nervous about what to talk about.

He asks his father for

advice.

The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that
always
work.

These are food, family, and philosophy."

The boy
picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain.

Ice cream
sodas
in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the

boy's nervousness builds.

He remembers his father's advice, and
chooses the first topic.

He asks the girl: "Do you like
spinach?" She says "No," and the
silence returns.

After a few more
uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's
suggestion
and turns to the second item on the list.

He asks, "Do you
have a
brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once

again.

The boy then plays his last card.

He thinks of his father's
advice and
asks the girl the following question: "If you had a br
other, would he
like spinach?"