: #Laughs TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX...10.

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#Laughs TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX...10.

BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS 9.

PERIODS ONLY LAST 45 MINUTES8.

PARENTS CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE7.

SOCCER IS A LEGAL PROFESSION 6.

PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT CAN BE WASHED AND REUSED 5.

SIZE DOESN'T MATTER 4.

IF YOU GET TOO ROUGH YOU GET A RED CARD 3.

YOU CAN SCORE USING YOUR HEAD OR YOUR FEET 2.

LASTS A FULL 90 MINUTES1.

YOU CAN JUGGLE YOUR BALLS IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER

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