: #Laughs Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have some.

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#Laughs Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have some.

~ You won't get arrested for trying to buy coffee at 3 AM.

~ Coffee never runs out.

~ No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.

~ You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.

~ When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.

~ Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.

~ Coffee can be ready in 15 minutes or less.

~ White men can take black coffee home to their parents.

~ Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped cream on it.

~ You can always heat up coffee.

~ Coffee smells and looks good in the morning.

~ If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on weight.

~ Two words; INSTANT COFFEE !

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