: #Laughs 101.

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#Laughs 101.

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant.102.

Q: How do blondes get pregnant? A: And you thought blondes were dumb.103.

Q: What will she ask you? A: "Is it mine?"104.

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a bill.

Who picks it up? A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.105.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side.106.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back.107.

Q: Why do Blondes take the pill? A: So they know what day of the week it is.108.

Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A: Because it kept falling out.109.

Q: But why do brunettes take the pill ? A: Wishful Thinking.110.

Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel? A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!111.

Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? A: The brunette.

The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.112.

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!113.

Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A: A blonde parade.114.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche? A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.115.

Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde? A: Butter is difficult to spread.116.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

A2: There is no difference.

They're both round and have three holes to poke.117.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"? A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".118.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.119.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone? A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.120.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde girl and a blond guy? A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.