: #Laughs "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.

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#Laughs "You seem to have more than the average

share of intelligence for a man of
your background," sneered the lawyer
at a witness on the stand.

"If I
wasn't under oath, I'd return
the compliment," replied the
witness.

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: #Laughs "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.

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