: #Laughs 10.

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#Laughs 10.

I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.9.

Our love will never become cold and hollowUnless, one day, you refuse to swallow.8.

I bought this Valentine's card at the storeIn hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.7.

This feels so good, it feels so rightI just wish it wasn't 0 a night.6.

You're a woman of style, you're a woman of classEspecially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.5.

Before I met you, my heart was so famishedBut now I'm fulfilled.

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SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!4.

Through all the things that came to passOur love has grown.

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but so's your ass.3.

You're a honey.

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and you're a cutieI just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".2.

I don't wanna be sappy or silly or cornySo, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!1.

If you think that hickey looks like a blister,you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!