: #Laughs A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

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#Laughs A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

Well, I was trying to commit suicide, the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor.

"You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?" "No, Silly!" the blonde said.

"First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid ,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest." "And then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid 00.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "And then?" "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise.

So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

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