: #Laughs Young Vestal was walking in his Florida backyard when an alligator bit him.

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#Laughs Young
Vestal was walking in his Florida
backyard when an alligator bit him.

"Mama!" yelled the boy.

"A
gator jus' bit off mah foot!"

"Which one?" called his mother
from inside the cabin.

"How the hell should Ah know?!" he
shrieked.

"They all look alike to
me!"

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