: #Laughs A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

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#Laughs A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.

and then asks, "What is your occupation?"The woman replies, "I'm a whore."The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no.

That will never work.

That is much too crass.

Let's try to rephrase that."The woman, "Ok, I'm a prostitute.""No, that is still too crude.

Try again."They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm a chicken farmer."The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?""Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."

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