: #Laughs Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!Baptists: only trouble is, they don't hold them under long enough.A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

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#Laughs Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!Baptists: only trouble is, they don't hold them under long enough.A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

A woman must do what he can't.Men's brains are like the prison system - not enough cells.Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!You have a right to your opinions.

I just don't want to hear them.

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: #Laughs A woman tells her friend, "My husband is an angel."Her friend replies, "You're lucky, mine is still alive."

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: #Laughs |A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A speeding ticket was included.Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of .The police responded with another mailed photo -- of handcuffs.

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: #Laughs |With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic.To add to this, we kept running out of household supplies.I instructed them all to let me know when they used the last of any item by

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: #Laughs Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!Baptists: only trouble is, they don't hold them under long enough.A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

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