: #Laughs 1.

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#Laughs 1.

A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in the wind.2.

EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM- We just hired three kids fresh out of college.3.

CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION- We know who to blame.4.

MAJOR TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH- It works OK, but looks very hi-tech.5.

CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS DELIVERED ASSURED- We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.6.

PRELIMINARY OPERATIONAL TESTS WERE INCONCLUSIVE- The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.7.

TEST RESULTS WERE EXTREMELY GRATIFYING- We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.8.

THE ENTIRE CONCEPT WILL HAVE TO BE ABANDONED- The only person who understood the thing quit.9.

IT IS IN THE PROCESS- It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.10.

WE WILL LOOK INTO IT- Forget it! We have enough problems for now.11.

PLEASE NOTE AND INITIAL- Let's spread the responsibility for the screw up.12.

GIVE US THE BENEFIT OF YOUR THINKING- We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done.13.

GIVE US YOUR INTERPRETATION- I can't wait to hear this bull!14.

SEE ME or LET'S DISCUSS- Come into my office, I'm lonely.15.

ALL NEW- Parts not interchangeable with the previous design.16.

RUGGED- Too damn heavy to lift!17.

LIGHTWEIGHT- Lighter than RUGGED.18.

YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT- One finally worked.19.

ENERGY SAVING- Achieved when the power switch is off.20.

LOW MAINTENANCE- Impossible to fix if broken.