: #Laughs First Convict: I heard the Warden's daughter up and married a guy down on Cellblock D.

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#Laughs First Convict: I heard the Warden's daughter up and married a guy down on Cellblock D.

The Warden's mighty upset about it too.Second Convict: Why? Because she married a con?First Convict: No.

Because they eloped!

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: #Laughs First Convict: I heard the Warden's daughter up and married a guy down on Cellblock D.

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: In our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either. - Mark Twain US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910) #Quotes

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !

: #Laughs |There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma.

: #Laughs |What Exactly Is Marriage?"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents" -Eric, six years old"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl.

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