: #Laughs Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant.

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#Laughs Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant.

Through out the coversation the topic of sex and pregnancy comes up, finally culminating in each one discussing their respective fetus' and the manner of conception.The first brunette says "I know I am going to have a boy because I was on top."The second brunette says "I know I am going to have a girl because I was on the bottom."The blonde is silent, she has a stricken look on her face, finally she bursts out "Oh my god, I'm going to have a puppy".

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: #Laughs "What's the matter with your dinner ?" "Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !"

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: #Laughs What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking -- "Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough standing room; I'd better carpet the toilet too."Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes

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: #Laughs |Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on.

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: #Laughs One day a man was sleeping and the neighbor's little girl entered his house, woke him up and said, "What is that between your legs?" He replied that is "my bird." He went back to sleep.

: #Laughs Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant.

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: #Laughs "What's the matter with your dinner ?" "Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !"

: #Laughs What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking -- "Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough standing room; I'd better carpet the toilet too."Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes

: #Laughs |Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on.

: #Laughs One day a man was sleeping and the neighbor's little girl entered his house, woke him up and said, "What is that between your legs?" He replied that is "my bird." He went back to sleep.

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