: #Laughs A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman.

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#Laughs A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman.

She has a parrot on her shoulder.

Woman says: If you can tell me what kind of animal I haveon my shoulder...I'll sleep with you." Guy says: "An alligator?" Woman says: "Close enough"

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: #Laughs One day, a space ship landed in a farmer's field and a Martian man and his wife got out and introduced themselves to the farmer and his wife.

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: #Laughs A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.

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: #Laughs Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way somebody loses a trailer home!You know you're a redneck if your wife wants to take a bath but you have to move the transmision from the tub first.You know you're a red neck wh

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: #Laughs "Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon.

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: #Laughs One day, a space ship landed in a farmer's field and a Martian man and his wife got out and introduced themselves to the farmer and his wife.

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