: #Laughs A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.

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#Laughs A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.

She responded, "Six, please.

I could never eat twelve pieces."

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