: #Laughs The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old.

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#Laughs The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old.

Hateful little dog.----------------------------------Free Puppies:1/2 Cocker Spaniel1/2 Sneaky Neighbor's Dog----------------------------------Free Puppies:Part German ShepherdPart Stupid Dog----------------------------------German Shepherd - 85lbs.Neutered.

Speaks German.

Free!----------------------------------1 Man, 7 Women hot tub -- 0/offer----------------------------------Amana Washer 0.Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.----------------------------------Snow blower for sale.Only used on snowy days.----------------------------------2 Wire mesh butchering gloves:1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair .----------------------------------Tickle Me Elmo, Still in Box,Comes with its own1988 Mustang, 5L, AutoExcellent Condition, ,800.----------------------------------83 Toyota Hunchback -- ,000----------------------------------Star Wars Job of the Hut -- ----------------------------------Soft & Genital Bath Tissuesor Facial Tischue - $.89----------------------------------Full-Sized Mattress20 Year WarrantyLike New! Slight urine smell.----------------------------------FREE 1 Can of Pork & BeansWith Purchase of 3 BR / 2 BTH Home----------------------------------Nordic Track 0Hardly used.

Call Chubbie.----------------------------------Bill's Septic Cleaning"We Haul American Made Products"----------------------------------Shakespeare's Pizza - Free Chopsticks----------------------------------HUMMELS - Largest Selection Ever!"If it's in stock, we have it!"----------------------------------Get a Little John:The Traveling UrinalHolds 2 1/2 Bottles of Beer.----------------------------------Harrisburg Postal Employees Gun Club----------------------------------Georgia PeachesCalifornia Grown - $.89/lb.----------------------------------Nice ParachuteNever Opened - Used OnceSlightly Stained----------------------------------American Flag60 Stars - Pole Included - 0----------------------------------Tired of Working for only .75 per hour?We offer profit sharing and flexible hours.Starting Pay: -9 per hour.----------------------------------Exercise EquipmentQueen Size Mattress & Box Springs - 5----------------------------------Our Sofa Seats the Whole Mob!And it's made of 100% Italian Leather.----------------------------------Joining Nudist Colony!Must Sell Washer & Dryer - 0----------------------------------Lawyer Says Client is Not That Guilty.----------------------------------Alzheimer's Center Preparesfor an Affair to Remember----------------------------------Gas Cloud Clears out Taco Bell----------------------------------Open House!Body Shapers Toning SalonFree Coffee & Donuts----------------------------------Kellogg's Pot Tarts - .99/box.----------------------------------Fully Cooked Boneless Smoked Mann .09/lb.----------------------------------FOR SALE BY OWNERComplete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.45 volumes - Excellent condition.,000.00 or best offer.No longer needed.Got married last weekend.Wife knows everything.

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