: #Laughs 181.

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#Laughs 181.

Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.182.

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.183.

Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave at her.184.

Q: What do you call a smart blond? A: A golden retriever.185.

Q: How do you check a blonde's IQ? A: With a tire gauge.186.

Q: How does a blonde interpret6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period.187.

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? A: "Oh look! Doughnut seeds!"188.

Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold? A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.189.

Q: Why do blonds have two more brain cells than a cow ? A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.

A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.190.

Q: Why aren't BLONDES good cattle herders? A: Because the can't even keep two calves together!191.

Q: Why don't blonds breast feed? A: Because they always burn their nipples.192.

Q: How did the blonde burn her nose? A: Bobbing for french fries.193.

Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A: To cover up the valve stem.194.

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra? A: Spot.195.

Q: What's a blonds' favourite rock group? A: Air Supply.196.

Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes? A: The back of her head.197.

Q: Why do blondes drive VW's A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE!!198.

Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings ? A: Tell them a joke on Friday night !199.

Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.200.

Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids? A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.

A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.

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