
: #Laughs A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed.
#Laughs A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed.
There's no sign of the offending vehicle, but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper.
The lawyer picks up the note.
"Sorry.
I just backed into your Beemer.
The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leavingmy name, address and other particulars.
But I'm not."
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