: #Laughs The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby.

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#Laughs The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby.

Furious, he was determinedto track down the father to extract revenge."Was it my friend Sam", he demanded."No !" his weeping wife replied."Was it my friend Jim then?" he asked."NO !!!" she said even more upset."Well which one of my no good friends did this then?" he asked."Don't you think I have any friends of my own?" she snapped.

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: #Laughs A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD". The officer then f

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: #Laughs Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

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: #Laughs The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby.

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