: #Laughs A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man's leg.

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#Laughs A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man's leg.

Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dog's head.Having watched what happened, a passerby said, "Say, why are you patting him? That dog just peed on your leg!""I know," said the blind man, "but I gotta find his head before I can kick his butt."

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: #Laughs Don't you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you'resitting on the examination table telling him about yoursymptoms, and with each new one you describe, he backs alittle further away?

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: #Laughs The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child?""Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirrorand tell myself how beautiful I am."The priest turned, took

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: #Laughs Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you get a dog, name it: MypenisWhy, you ask? Well just look at some of the great excuses you can use for school, work, and general conversation!-I did do my homework but Mypen

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: #Laughs A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man's leg.

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: #Laughs Don't you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you'resitting on the examination table telling him about yoursymptoms, and with each new one you describe, he backs alittle further away?

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