: #Laughs Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg.

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#Laughs Once a man went to a resturant and ordered

an egg.

When it was brought he didn't liked it so he informed the

waiter that the egg was bad.

Came the reply:
"I don't lay
egg sir I just lay table !"

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: #Laughs Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg.

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