: #Laughs A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter.

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#Laughs A man
went into a deli shop and took a seat
at the lunch counter.

"Give me a
corned beef sandwich," he
ordered.
"Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu, but I can give you a

sandwich with corned beef in it, like our Midnight Special."
"What's
a Midnight Special?"
"A triple decker with corned beef, tongue,
bologna, tomato, lettuce,
onion, pickle and mayonnaise, on toasted
raisin bread."
"Could you just place a piece of corned beef between two
slices of
white bread and serve it to me on a plate?"
"Why,
sure!" Then, turning to the sandwich man, he sang out: "One
Midnight
Special.

Make it one deck, hold the tongue, bologna, tomato,
lettuce,
onion, pickle and mayonnaise, and make the raisin bread white,

untoasted!"

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