: #Laughs I'm hungry = I'm hungry.I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.I'm tired = I'm tired.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.Can I call you sometime? = I'd

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#Laughs I'm hungry = I'm hungry.I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.I'm tired = I'm tired.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!You look tense, let me give you a massage.

= I want to fondle you.What's wrong? = I don't see why your making such a big deal about this.What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.I'm bored.

= Do you want to have sex?I love you.

= Let's have sex now.I love you, too.

= Okay, I said it...

we'd better have sex now!Yes, I like the way you cut your hair.

= I liked it better before.Yes, I like the way you cut your hair.

= and it doesn't look that much different!Let's talk.

= I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.(while shopping) I like that one better.

= Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together.

= I am gay.