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#Laughs Night.

A sleeping couple
is lying in a
bed.

Door bell rings.

A couple
wakes up.
Woman: "Quick! My husband
is back!"
Man jumps out from a window.

Flying down he starts to
think: "Shit!
But I
am the husband!"

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