: #Laughs The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow.

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#Laughs The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow.

Even a trip to the store with Mom seems like going to Albania - by covered wagon.

Most common phrase: "Is it Christmas yet?"10-19 Still slow.

Scientific evidence seems to show that school clocks actually move backwards just before the bell rings.20-29 Alternately fast and slow.

Weekends seem shorter and shorter, yet paychecks seem further and further apart.30-39 Time achieves warp speed, except when put on hold on the telephone and forced to endure anything longer than 5 seconds of Muzak.

Most common phrase: "Is it Christmas already?"40-49 Still fast.

Seems like just yesterday when Jerry Brown said he might run for President.

Wait a minute! It WAS yesterday when he said that.

Also, Dick Clark still looks the same.

Could time be slowing down?60-69 Hey! What happened to 50-59?70 + Unbelievably fast.

Wars used to last years.

Now it seems like they're over in a couple weeks.