: #Laughs A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she willnever open.

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#Laughs A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she willnever open.

The bride agrees.After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer hasbeen left ajar.

She peeks in and sees 3 golf balls and ,000.She confronts her mate with her findings, and asks for anexplanation.

He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you,I put a golf ball in the drawer."She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad.

But what about the,000? He explains "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls,I sold 'em!"

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: #Laughs A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she willnever open.

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