: #Laughs There was a loser who couldn't get a date.

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#Laughs There was a loser who couldn't get a date.

He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date.

The guy said, "It's simple.

I just say, I'm a lawyer."So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out.

After she said "No," he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning.She said, "Oh!!!! Your a lawyer?"He said, "Why,...

Yes I am!"So they went to his place and when they were in bed, screwing, he started to laugh to himself.

When she asked what was so funny, he answered,"Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"

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