: #Laughs First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl.

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#Laughs First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her
skin
had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her
lips like
cherries - that's my girl.

Second boy: Sounds like a
fruit salad to me.

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: #Laughs A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past six months.

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: #Laughs A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.

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: #Laughs A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for

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: #Laughs First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl.

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: #Laughs A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past six months.

: #Laughs A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.

: #Laughs A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for

: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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