: #Laughs "Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house. "Did he get anything." his mates asked. "yeah, a broken jaw and six teeth knocked out.

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#Laughs "Get this." said the bloke to his mates,

"Last night while I was
down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke
into my house.
"Did he get anything." his mates asked.
"yeah, a
broken jaw and six teeth knocked out.

The wife thought it was
me
coming home drunk."

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: #Laughs "Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house. "Did he get anything." his mates asked. "yeah, a broken jaw and six teeth knocked out.

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