: #Laughs Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10.

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#Laughs Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10.

Two feet tall, forty feet wide9.

Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?"8.

It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers stuck into it7.

While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan for a joy ride6.

Each branch has "Duraflame" printed on it5.

Keeps heckling while you try to do a lame top ten list4.

It's very small and says "Air Freshener" on it3.

Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours2.

Some guy named Mujibur puts a cheap Statue of Liberty on top of it 1.

Constantly bragging about its "trunk size"

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