: #Laughs Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with million in endorsements, makes 8,100 a day, working or not.$ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes ,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his hea

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#Laughs Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with million in endorsements, makes 8,100 a day, working or not.$ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes ,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.$ If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him .00, but he'll make ,550 while he's there.$ If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make 8 while boiling it.$ He makes ,415/hr more than minimum wage.$ He'll make ,710 while watching each episode of Friends.$ If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX (,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.$ If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of .00 every second.$ He'll probably pay around 0 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed ,390 for that round.$ Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of 00 at 8:30 a.m.

on January 1st.$ If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you 'd be living comfortably at ,000 a year.$ He'll make about .60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about ,600 during the Boston Marathon.$ While the common person is spending about for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about 00.$ This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S.

past presidents for all of their terms combined.Amazing isn't it? However...$ If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.$$$ Game over.

Nerd wins.

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