: #Laughs |A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that.

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#Laughs |A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that.

I am an asthmatic.

If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack.""Okay, fine.

I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I can't do that either.

I am a hemophiliac.

If I do that, I'll bleed to death.""Well, then we need a urine sample.""I'm sorry officer I can't do that either.

I am also a diabetic.

If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar.""Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line.""I can't do that, officer.""Why not?""Because I'm too drunk to do that!"

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