: #Laughs John was driving when a policeman pulled him over.

@FunnyJohny

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#Laughs John was driving when a policeman pulled him

over.

He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a

problem, Officer?"

"No problem at all.

I just observed your
safe driving and am pleased
to award you a ,000 Safe Driver
Award.

Congratulations.

What do you
think you're going to do with the
money?"

John thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll
go get that
drivers' license."

Judi, sitting in the
passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't
pay attention to him --
he's just a wise guy when he's drunk and
stoned."

Brian
from the back seat said, "I told you guys we wouldn't get far
in a
stolen car!"

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and
a muffled voice
said, "Are we over the border yet?"

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