: #Laughs Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The Delivery Room1) Clip your toenails.

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#Laughs Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The Delivery Room1) Clip your toenails.

2) Read a Playboy magazine.

3) Tell the doctor that you want the afterbirth to have it bronzed.

4) Flirt with the nurse.

5) Watch a football game on your portable television.

6) Tell her how pretty and sexy she looks right now.

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