: #Laughs Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle of oil.

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#Laughs Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle of oil.

They see a worm on the other side.So...

the one flies over and the other one swims through-which onegets to the worm first?The one who swam, of course, because "Da oily boid gets da woim."

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