: #Laughs Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?I'm an imbecile and I voteMoney Isn't Everything...

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#Laughs Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?I'm an imbecile and I voteMoney Isn't Everything...

But it Sure Keeps the Kids In TouchIf you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?Grow your own dope, plant a manAll Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better PetsSome people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.All men are idiots...I married their king.Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugsDon't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill itWe are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse.

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