
: #Laughs "This is Captain Sinclair speaking.
#Laughs "This is Captain Sinclair speaking.
On behalf
of my
crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight
602 from
New York to London.
We are currently flying at a height of
35,000 feet
midway across the Atlantic.
"If you look out of
the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft,
you will observe
that both the starboard engines are on fire.
"If you look out of
the windows on the port side, you will observe
that the port wing
has fallen off.
"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you
will see a little
yellow life raft with three people in it waving
at you.
"That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the
air
stewardesses.
This is a recorded message.
Have a good flight!"
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