: #Laughs A man walks into a doctor's office.

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#Laughs A man walks into a doctor's office.

He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear."What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

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