: #Laughs Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear.

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#Laughs Two biologists are in the field following the

tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear.

All of a sudden, the bear

crashes out of the brush and heads right for them.

They scramble up
the
nearest tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after
them.

The
first biologist starts taking off his heavy leather hiking
boots and pulls
a pair of sleek running shoes from his back-pack.

The second biologist
gives him a puzzled look and says, "What in the
world are you doing?"
He replies, "I figure when the bear gets close
to us, we'll jump down
and make a run for it."

The second
guy says, "Are you crazy? We both know you can't outrun a

full-grown grizzly bear."

The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun
the bear, I only have to
outrun you!"

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