: #Laughs To: All Male U.S.

@FunnyJohny

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#Laughs To: All Male U.S.

Citizens From: I.R.S.

Service Center Re: Notice of increase in tax payments The only thing that the I.R.S.

has not taxed yet is your penis.

This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up and 10% of the time it is in the hole.

On top of that, it has 2 dependants and they are both nuts.Effective January 1, 1998 your penis will be taxed according to size.------- The categories are as follows: ------- 10 - 12 inches.......Luxury Tax .00 8 -10...............Pole Tax .00 5 -8................Privilege Tax .00 4 -5................Nuisance Tax .00Males exceeding 12" must file a capital gains return.

NOTE: Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION! Sincerely, Pecker Checker I.R.S

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